Can I buy you a drink? How about #no
Eventually this shitty “spring” weather will end and all of our favorite bars will throw open the doors to the patio and it will be time for day drinking in the sunlight. Are you excited? I am....
View ArticleI see your true colors, & they’re the color of bullsh*t
You know sometimes, you just have to learn the hard way. One of my favorite songs has a line that says: “fate is an elegant cold hearted whore, she loves salting my wounds …” I’d say that about covers...
View ArticleWhen I think about you I touch myself
I swear when I hear some of my friends stories it makes me feel a whole lot better about my dating history. A friend of mine recently told me a pretty hilarious story about one of his exes. I mean...
View ArticleRelationships aren’t supposed to be easy
The thing is, nothing in life worth haaving comes without working towards it. If it were easy it wouldn’t be worth it, you know what I’m saying? Whether it’s with a job, or falling in love, you have to...
View ArticleChemistry + Timing = True Love?
To say that I am bad at math would be the understatement of the century. When it comes to math in relationships, however, just call me Einstein. Communication + timing + chemistry = true love, pretty...
View ArticleDid you say sex without orgasm?
Surprise then shock were what I felt when my best friend told me she had never had an orgasm. She isn’t new to sex and has had several sexual partners, so how has she not had at least one orgasm?...
View Article5 love languages
The 5 Love Languages sound romantic, right? Well, this has little to do with romance or French, so I’m going to kill that vibe right here and right now. As much as love is romantic, it’s also a game....
View ArticleIn July, every night is date night
Unfortunately, summer is coming to an end sooner than some wish. Fortunately, football season is almost here! It’s bittersweet. Though, let’s enjoy the last, full month of summer. Let’s make July one...
View ArticleExploring dangerous and wet territory
It’s time to turn things up a notch. Let’s get hot, steamy, and very wet. Dry land is fun—but it’s getting old—a great sex life needs a variety of sceneries. We all know college kids aren’t the...
View ArticleIn the land down under…
I’ve got my magician’s hat on and a few tricks to share. Here’s my book of spells to turn your guys’ world upside down (in all the right ways). His head will be spinning with bliss and you’ll be the...
View ArticleStar-crossed lovers or a good time?
Enough of the bullshit, I’m looking for something real. Unfortunately, summer flings aren’t real. They’re a dream filled with laughter and kisses—and nothing ruins summer flings like reality. To be...
View ArticleI got 99 problems but sex ain’t one … I think
I’ve missed my femme fatales and am so glad to be back from the little hiatus! I spent the time sipping spicy margaritas while observing and contemplating all things love, dating, and sex. If you’ve...
View Article6 signs that your dude is crazy
Welcome back to the best college ever, where the male population is abundant; where football games dominate our Saturdays and increase our consumption of beer; and where we work our asses off to make...
View ArticleSex, dating and (possibly) love in college
I know that all of you who are new to Ohio State are curious about guys, girls and if it’s even possible to find a relationship in college. Are actual dates even a thing? I’m talking about dinner and a...
View ArticlePucker up! How good of a kisser are you?
Oh, the art of kissing. It’s a magical, unspoken language that can say anything from “You’re the love of my life” to “I want you now.” The slightest change in pace could turn any innocent kiss to hot,...
View ArticleSpit, swallow or flee the scene?
When you’re going down on a guy, do you decide before if you’re going to spit or swallow? Or is it a spur-of-the-moment kind of decision? I’m all for spitting or swallowing, but I think they’re...
View ArticleWhat to do when you’ve screwed up
As I walked home on Saturday night, I saw two situations that piqued my curiosity. When I walked past Canes, I saw a girl on the phone semi-sobbing and repeatedly saying, “I know. I fucked up.” A few...
View ArticleLure him in
So, you’re out and you see this really cute guy that keeps looking at you. You guys continue to make eye contact and you want him to talk to you, but how? Your next move will depend on how much you’re...
View Article“What do you mean?” How to define the relationship
In my last article I covered the issue of getting a guy to talk to you. This week, I’m tackling a problem everyone faces: Where is the relationship going? After all your laughter-filled nights with...
View ArticleThis one’s for the lovers
Don’t you just love modern romance? I mean, where would any of us be without Tinder? We would probably be forced to meet and have real conversations with strangers at bars. Tragic. Tinder has greatly...
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